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My six month old pissed off a mob boss. How do I deal with this?

My baby was an ATF informant for the Miami crime syndicate. In his employment contract, it states whenever he is captured, the US government will not have any affiliation with him. Any suggestions? Should I take away t.v. time?

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  1. dont be stupid
  2. stupid
  3. Oh please. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever read.
  4. 4 get about it
  5. Man . . . you're in big trouble. I suggest you take your six-month-old and run away to a foreign country! Taking away his TV time won't help because he probably doesn't like watching TV anyway . . . I mean after being an ATF informant, TV would be way too dull!
  6. are u serious? If so, more than t.v. time definitely.
  7. I'm just here for my 2 points.
  8. hahaha
  9. put a M1 Abrams in layaway man. then hire a squad of Special Forces team to guard your porch. then have George Bush do a roving guard with Rumsfeld, you'll be safe. trust me.
  10. Uhm....what are you on? I would suggest taking away your TV time. Someone has been watching too much!
  11. you should WACK him... ... either Execution Style or Gangland Style.
  12. I say ol' chap! Invent a time machine and use it to travel back in time and kill your own grandfather. The resulting time paradox shift will ensure that your baby won't exist and thus won't be an ATF informant and thus won't be pissing off any mob bosses! Problem Solved indubitably.
  13. Crack Baby!?/?
  14. give the baby back to its real parents.
  15. It's people like you who make me lose faith in human intelligence. Do me a favor and move to a remote location with no human contact. Thank you.
  16. i say hand the kid over. save your own a$$
  17. hire a body gard cause your gani need it, if your stiil alive by the end of the week may god help you! and wach the godfater cause its a good movie
  18. Yeah take away tv time , for yourself!!!! you dont want your baby coming out like you!! right?!
  19. what stupit question...mob boss (no such thing)...6 months old should not be watching tv!!
  20. Suggest that both you and he get more naps. Also get babysitter and take mom out on date asap to channel creativity into something more productive...
  21. Leave his rocking horse's head in his cot. That'll show him.
  22. speak to his mama!!
  23. kiss him goodbye - not real story
  24. No one should get that mad at a baby anyways and what 6 month year old can watch t.v. and understand it anyways
  25. why
  26. give him a pop. but why would a baby piss off a mobb. hmm sweets sounds like u need therapy
  27. run run run like the wind and take your baby with you.there is no time to waste . PS I 'll be watching for your story line on CSI Miami.
  28. THAT'S HILARIOUS.....and yes taking away TV might work.
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